"Encylcopedia of Dope" entry: Huge Awkward Institute of Reindeer (HAIR)

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"That's Donner. Of all [the reindeer], he may be the cruelest, and definitely the most conniving..." -Pinocchio

The Huge Awkward Institute of Reindeer was a group of eight evil reindeer: Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner and Blitzen.

"Encylcopedia of Dope" entry: Piscientum

This photo of Piscientum was taken about 12 billion years ago, 

before he was impaled through his back by a flagpole.

Piscientum, AKA the Most Important Man in the Universe, AKA the Most Important Man EVER, is one of three guardians of the cosmos. Endowed with godlike powers, the guardians of the cosmos were created nearly a trillion years ago to administer the relations among various intelligent life and maintain the stability of the space-time continuum.